tastefullyoffensive:

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haphazardcrossing:

never try and tell me that playing Animal Crossing so much is bad for me, because they not be real but heck these lil virtual animals care about me and that makes me so so happy
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mmmajora:

i fucked up

islandtyphoon:

the best 12 seconds of the entire high school musical trilogy

(via paradoxsocks)

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

(via paradoxsocks)

minimized: Your booty <3

mysteriousmitch: